December 2011
When first they met, he stole her skin: cheaper... →
nocream-nosugar:
When first they met, he stole her skin: cheaper than a wedding ring and twice as clear. All the soft storm grays, marbled silver and watered white silk, her throat, her thighs, the arch of her spine bundled away and collecting dust, became the secret kept at the crux of their hearts. There is a…
“We can’t have a meeting January 1st” *everyone nods* “Who’s going to be hungover?” *everyone raises hand*
“Can we make up a drinking game to memorize cases? There has to be a more fun way to do this”
“I just went to see omnimax high. My mind is blown. DWT is going to be tiiight tomorrow”
cool unit five. cool.
Paris in the rain
unghfhh this summer
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
god: sit down
stephen hawking: ight
god: forever
stephen hawking: :/ bruh
My favorite gift this Christmas may be the socks my boyfriend bought me. No shame.
dongcity:
shutupbemerry:
dadsgladtoday:
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“So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the...”
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-CHRISTOPHER MCCANDLESS
Going to the Alien Nativity tonight to worship all things out-of-this-world
